Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

sunny.yu

Let's learn some English this time.
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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

7 L! }. I  j, R( }. RQuestion : "What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer : " Tea please"
) o' ]) `6 w2 ?% o) J/ f2 O4 uQuestion : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea"
* h# \4 Y4 M/ n# X+ p6 DQuestion : "How would you like it? Black or white?
: |$ x) R- A$ D) M' |) X. W( EAnswer : "white"
Question : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : "With milk"
" Y# Q: l; X* f6 i! a7 h6 TQuestion : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
# B, Z4 j8 Q+ ^& N4 C. K; q9 E1 D" KAnswer : "With cow's milk please.
Question : "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
% Q- c. [  K( I* Y6 a8 HAnswer : "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question : "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
- J; [: d2 @. q+ h0 q+ |Answer : "Cane sugar"
6 V! {$ c. S& [% t3 S) L3 gQuestion : "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
# g: O2 l( d3 {Answer : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
# p/ a; X3 l8 eQuestion : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question : "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer : "I think I'll just die of thirst"